My Super Gee-Whiz
Galactic Invaders Game
OBJECTIVE: You are commander of the Starship Fawlty Falcon. Your mission is to explore new worlds for the Cranium Empire.
While conducting biological and topographical surveys of the planet Swampy-IV, you have been attacked by Galactic Invaders who would also seek to possess this planet. Your only course of action is to fight back using Nuclear Marshmallows and Photon Pillows against the warships of the Galactic Invaders.
SCORING: Each time the Galactic Invaders score a hit on Fawlty Falcon costs you 5% of your energy reserves. There is no provision for you to score points as marshmallows and pillows are useless against the invader warships, but you will add 10% to your energy reserves. (Sort of like the A-Team in an old TV series. You have unlimited ammunition, you simply don’t do any damage with it.)
WINNING: Are you joking?
DISCLAIMER: This game does not exist (ha-ha!). But if it did, you would have to pay a registration fee annually. We would also make upgrades necessary on a regular basis, perhaps even including fantasy weapons which actually work!
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