When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Gracie Allen
The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. Eden Phillpotts
All difficult things have their origin in that which is easy, and great things in that which is small. Lao-Tzu
Time is a great healer; unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment. Holly, Reddwarf
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. Mencken
He who is not aware of his ignorance will be only misled by his knowledge. Richard Whatley Henry
We all have mental problems, it's just that some of us choose to show them. Nathanael Huddleson
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. Japonese proverb
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. Antoine de Saint Exupery
Punish France, ignore Germany, and forgive Russia. Condoleezza Rice
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. Spike Milligan